I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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