You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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