can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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