You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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