do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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