we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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