ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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