I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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