Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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