Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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