How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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