I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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