just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
