Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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