I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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