just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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