grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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