I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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