Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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