No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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