Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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