Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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