She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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