As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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