We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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