yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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