Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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