Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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