He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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