Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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