OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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