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• (518): View more from New York

  I hraet yuo

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  did you say you heart me or hate me?

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  who is this?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.

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  U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha

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• (518): View more from New York

  i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.

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• (310): View more from California

  get your sex hands out of my capn crunch

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.

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• (831): View more from California

  well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went

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• (646): View more from New York

  You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.

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