You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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