did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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