This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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