We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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