Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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