I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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