i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
