Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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