He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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