R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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