Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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