.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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