You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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