whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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