Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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