Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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