Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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