Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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